tanorexian: can you wear sunscreen in the tanning bed?
tessatan: yes.
tanorexian: well. they found a bit of skin cancer on my ear.
tessatan: ...
tanorexian: i put socks on my ears.
tessatan: ...
tanorexian: that should help right?
tessatan: ...
tanorexian: i figure it's better to tan inside then be outside. just not as much. you know?
tessatan: ... have a good day...?

how this conversation should have gone:

tanorexian: can you wear sunscreen in the tanning bed?
tessatan: yes. you can wear sunscreen in the bathtub if you want to.
tanorexian: well. they found a bit of skin cancer on my ear.
tessatan: why are you still tanning?
tanorexian: i put socks on my ears.
tessatan: excuse me?
tanorexian: that should help right?
tessatan: hell no lady. you have CANCER.
tanorexian: i figure it's better to tan inside then be outside. just not as much. you know?
tessatan: no. i don't. you. have. cancer. have a good day?

ddg.